7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

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ruinedchildhood:

free him

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lesbianstepmom:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

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here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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